Fortunately, we get a new one every morning.
Welcome to the Calendar Page. Here you have a look at current events, past events, and even some future events that might yet be, as Galadriel said.
By using the word "Today" as the date, this post will always stay here. And "tomorrow" is always a day away.
Today always appears in "This Month", too. It's redundant, but if it really annoys you... nope. Still not going to code that.
The page code recognizes certain keywords, such as
"Today", "Tomorrow", or "Last Monday".
These dates will show up in the calendar in the appropriate places. This is of limited utility, but you may want to use it to keep constant reminders or messages for your visitors.
I was younger than I am now. "Yesterday" will always appear in the Past, but not in This Month if today is the 1st.
The The Past appears in order from current to less current.
I love ya, tomorrow. This will not show up in "This Month" if yesterday was the last day of the month.
The Future Epoch is ordered with events closer to the present first.
The Past Epoch is ordered the same way: things further in the past are farther down the page.
Further into the future than tomorrow morning.
This post may not appear in "This Month" if next Monday falls in the next month. See how that works?
But still lovable. Another one of those funky key phrases...
Let's see where this tricky post shows up. If Monday was the end of the month, this post will show up in the future, but not in This Month.
Php code is self-aware enough to see that Tuesday means the very next Tuesday from the present.
I love ya, tomorrow. This will not show up in "This Month" if yesterday was the last day of the month.
The Future Epoch is ordered with events closer to the present first.
The Past Epoch is ordered the same way: things further in the past are farther down the page.
Further into the future than tomorrow morning.
This post may not appear in "This Month" if next Monday falls in the next month. See how that works?
But still lovable. Another one of those funky key phrases...
Let's see where this tricky post shows up. If Monday was the end of the month, this post will show up in the future, but not in This Month.
Php code is self-aware enough to see that Tuesday means the very next Tuesday from the present.
I was younger than I am now. "Yesterday" will always appear in the Past, but not in This Month if today is the 1st.
The The Past appears in order from current to less current.
The page code recognizes certain keywords, such as
"Today", "Tomorrow", or "Last Monday".
These dates will show up in the calendar in the appropriate places. This is of limited utility, but you may want to use it to keep constant reminders or messages for your visitors.
Remember the song "In the Year 2525"?
"In the Year 2525" is a 1969 hit song by the American pop-rock duo of Zager and Evans. It reached number one on the Billboard Hot 100 for six weeks commencing July 12, 1969. It peaked at number one in the UK Singles Chart for three weeks in August and September that year.
Lyrics:
sIn the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today
In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you
In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you
In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube.
Choose wisely. Cash is always appreciated.
My 60th Birthday
Birthday Prep. Let's get to it!
My 59th Birthday
My 57th Birthday
Just after mine. I knew "we" were close. Sorta close.
This is a calendar item,but set to show up in the Hot News menu.
